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Jack, you cut Blakey's face.

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What's he smiling about?

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Smiling, is he?

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Blimey, we'd better go to the management
and report the accident.

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You're right, you know, he is.

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Oh, you've got a little bit of soot
stuck on your moustache.

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Yeah, I'll just clean it off.

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They're a bit friendly, aren't they?

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I haven't heard.

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He's been tagging her out.

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Yeah,

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must be having his last fling.

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His last fling?

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No, he's having anything. It's his
first.

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I like your moustache.

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Especially when it tickles, eh?

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Whatever it is, he's having it.

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What's going to up your lumps then,
Cyril, love?

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I don't think you ought to call me
Cyril.

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I'm sorry.

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What would you fancy then, Mr. Flink,
darling?

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What can I tempt you with, then? Some of
this?

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Oh, I know. I've got something special
hidden for you under the counter.

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I bet she has.

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Nice state and kidney.

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I kept you all the best fits.

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My favourite.

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Oh, good.

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I'll see you later on in the morning.

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What's this, favouritism then?

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You've got more on your ration now,
mate.

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It's steak and kidney pudding.

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I've got no more on my plate than you've
got on yours. I know.

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You've got all the steak and kidney.

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Blimey, look at this, mate. We've got
all the pudding.

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LAUGHTER

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No, no, fair, fair, Stan. I mean, some
people have got to keep up their

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strength, haven't they?

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Now, what do you mean by that remote?

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Oh, blimey, don't tell me you're taking
her out just to get an extra bit of

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kidney. Now, you mind your own business.

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That young lady happens to be a very
nice girl. Oh, come on, Blackie, you

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be serious.

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Well, why can't he be serious?

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Oh, you wouldn't understand, you see.

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You know, I can't understand these young
birds going out with these old blokes.

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Well, it's all the rage these days,
isn't it? Is it? Well, Jacqueline

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and Anastas all over again.

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Wait, all them insinuations just because
I've got a bit of extra kidney.

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No, no, she knows what she's doing.

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That's not kidney, that's monkey gland.

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You ought to be brave, you two.

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Just got your little extra kidney, love,
I say, for you.

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Is that all right?

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God, blimey, there won't be a monkey
left in the zoo.

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Yeah, you've got to keep your strength
up.

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All right, all right, all right.

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I'll be ready about half past two. Yeah,
yeah. Film don't start till three.

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Yeah, all right, yeah. All right? I'll
see you later on, yeah. Yeah. Hey,

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Blackie, why are you attacking Molly at
the pictures in the afternoon, then?

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Well, blimey, look at him. He'll get him
for half price as an old aged

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pensioner.

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Yeah, but Molly won't. Well, she'll get
him half price as his daughter.

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I've just about had enough of yous two.

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What I do with my afternoons off is my
business.

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Go on, Sam, mate.

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Hey, Blackie, what pictures are you
going to see, then? Well, he's got to be

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taking it at a regal, hasn't he? To see
Dracula and the vampires.

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Why's that?

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Well, nice little girl that she is.
Naturally, he wanted to meet his family,

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so... Oh, yeah!

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Nearly half past there. All right, put
him face up. You know the regulations.

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As I do.

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I shan't be long.

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I'm just going to go and powder me nose,
all right?

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She has got a nice pair, hasn't she?

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Never notice, never notice.

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Go on then, mate. Your pulse is racing.

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Blakey! You're too old for her, mate.

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You'll strain yourself.

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Women don't affect me like that at all.
What are you talking about? Of course

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they do. We can tell by your moustache.
What?

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What are you talking about? Oh, it's a
well -known fact, isn't it? It's to do

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with the hormones.

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I mean, when a bloke's thinking about
sex, it makes his hair grow faster.

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That's rubbish, honestly.

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That's not rubbish at all, mate. When
she walked past here, you stuck half an

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inch on your moustache.

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I'm just going to go and get my coat,
all right?

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You want to put your heart, Blakey,
mate. I tell you that. It's bouncing so

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hard, mate, it's making your pencil
shake.

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Get that bus out of the way.

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Poor old Blakey, eh? Good Lord, he's got
it bad, hasn't he? Come on, Jack, let's

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get it done.

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He's forgotten to do me a way, Bill. I'd
better get it done.

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Here,

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Stan, come here. Here.

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Have a look.

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Oh, he's got it bad, hasn't he? Look.

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He's touching himself up.

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What's he doing now?

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Oh, he's taking one of them little pills
that fortifies the over -forties.

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Just taking two?

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Yeah, well, perhaps he's one of the over
-eighties.

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Oh, where's he going?

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Oh, he's in his office, love. Oh, fine,
thanks.

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Hey, Molly. Yeah? Why are you going out
with him, then?

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Well, he's asked me to do something none
of you other chaps in this depot ever

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have. Oh, I told you. Those tall black
things in wax are kinky.

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He's asked me to marry him.

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Marry him? Yeah.

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Oh, Dad, you're joking. Honest. He says
we're going to go and live in the

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country. He's going to give up his job.

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Blaggy, give up his job? Live in the
country?

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Yeah, he says we're going to raise
chickens.

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Blimey, that's about all he will raise.

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He's told me he's a nature lover.

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I can't believe that. See what nature's
done to him.

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Oh, no, Molly, I mean, that's
ridiculous, isn't it? A couple of months

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he'll be straining a bit, bored stiff.

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Well, what if I do get a bit bored?

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Hello with them country lads.

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I mean, they're healthy, them farm lads,
aren't they?

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Oh, she's a brazen bit, isn't she?

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Oh, hello.

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All ready?

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Yeah.

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Come on, then. You should have got that
bus out. Come on. Sign me away, Bill.

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Come on, hurry along, yeah? All right.

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You're 30 seconds late.

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Yeah. Come on,

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come on, get it out.

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All right, all right.

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The sooner he goes, the better. Can you
see him on the chicken farm?

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Yeah. Running around.

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his little stopwatch. Time and ordered
little chickens for not getting their

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eggs out on time.

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Mr Blakey. I don't believe it, mate. And
a girl.

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And a man.

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I tell you, she told us that Blakey's
going to marry her. Of course, I know

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he's after.

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She's the right little girl, that one.

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I think it's terrible.

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Well, if you ask me, there's far too
much sex about these days.

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Can't say I've noticed.

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I can't understand it, really.

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Blimey, he's not in 60.

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Oh, well, some men in their 60s are like
men of 30.

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Yeah, and some men in their 30s are like
men of 60.

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What are you insinuating by that?

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You should have seen Blakey this morning
when he came to the depot.

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And that Molly walked by him with her
little miniskirt on. It was like a

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Clipboard was shaking like that. And a
big fella like him and all. You won't

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believe this, but when my mother was a
girl, grown men were known to faint at

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the sight of a girl's knees. I can
believe that.

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Fellas faint at the sight of her knees
and all.

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Don't be so rude.

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I've got lovely knees.

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Haven't I, Arthur?

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Yeah, very nice. Pity they go down to
your ankles.

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LAUGHTER

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Actually, they go down to your toes.

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I've got to get back to my other shift
now.

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Well, old Flaky will be after me if I
don't, you know. One thing we've got to

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thank Molly for, you know. What's that?
We won't have Flaky after us much

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longer. You don't know when you're well
off, mate, do you?

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What are you talking about?

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I don't know. He lets you get away with
it, turning up to work looking like a

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scruff. Oh, come off it, mate. He's
after us every minute of the day.

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It's Molly, I think, if I don't envy her
marrying him, I tell you. Oh, I'm sure

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he'll be very nice to her.

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Could you imagine their wedding night?
She'll have to stick to regulations, eh?

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Yeah, and if I'm no flaky, he'll have
her turning up for two and a half hours

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earlier, he'll give her a thorough
inspection, and then he'll see if her

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engine's well warmed up.

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I used to.

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What? Butter and half -back.

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As you know, I'm planning to leave you
shortly, and... Great!

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Mr Stewart here, who is chief inspector
at number two depot, is coming to take

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over from me. And I shall be handing
over to him in the next couple of days.

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Yes.

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Number 11 to the cemetery gates.

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You're due out in five minutes, aren't
you?

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Yes, I am.

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Have you men come on duty dressed like
that?

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Yeah, what was wrong?

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Do you know the regulations?

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All bus crews should be smart and neat.

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And wear a collar and tie.

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Do you let them get away with this sort
of thing?

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Have I your permission to report these
men?

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You certainly have, Mr Stewart. Would
you care to do it with my pencil?

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I'll just check the bus.

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Here's a cup of cocoa, Cyril.

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Oh, my, you look happy.

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Yes, I'm having a lovely day today.

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We can't stand for this new bloke. We'll
just have to hang on to Blakey.

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We can't do that. Look at him. Blimey's
besotted.

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Listen, if he knew what sort of bird she
really was, he'd drop her like hot

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brick. We'll just have to tip him off.

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No, we can't do that. I mean, we'd have
to be a right couple of baskets to do a

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thing like that, wouldn't we?

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Hey, you two!

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Look what I have found in the driving
cab.

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cigarette ends, and a cheese roll in the
first aid box.

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I'm suspending you two forthwith, and
you'll both lose a shift.

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In all my years as Inspector, I have
never met such a shower as you two.

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One more instance like this, and you're
both dismissed.

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Let's be a right couple of baskets.

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Can't say this other fella, I'm telling
you that.

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I washed my neck.

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I tell you, mate, I washed behind my
ears this morning.

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I bet that was a bit of a shock, wasn't
it? No, it's nasty. I found a couple of

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doggins.

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Heads up.

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Here, Blake, are you taking Molly to the
social, then? Yes, I think we might

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look in.

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Yes, it might be the last chance.

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Here, why don't you come and have a
couple of doggins with us, dear love?

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Oh, no, no, Molly doesn't drink or
smoke, do you, love? Oh, no, love.

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No, er, should be leaving early anyway.
Likes to get to bed early, don't you?

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Yeah, well, I know that.

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Oh, it's my phone there. Look, er, I'll
be a bit late at the depot. Yeah? Er,

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I'll be in the canteen about half past
eight, all right? Oh, all right then.

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Ciao.

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Er, what's all this like about you not
drinking and that?

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Well, you know him. He doesn't like
girls who smoke and drink and play

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I didn't know there was any other kind.

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Mind you, I don't know how I am going to
last out all evening without a drink.

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Yeah, well, I tell you what, why don't
you come and have a few with us before

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you start, then? Oh, no, I wouldn't
dream of it. Oh, come on. Yeah, come on,

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come on.

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Oh, well, you've talked me into it.

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That's it. Well, you live down our way.
Say we meet up at the Rose and Crown,

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then, at the bottom of our road. Oh,
lovely.

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Oh, well, I'll see you there, then.

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Hey, don't let him know about it, will
you? No.

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The wedding's off.

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Oh, it's a right level!

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Here, have you heard the one about the
topless waitress and the archbishop?

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I haven't, no. I've heard it. Go on.

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Stand up and I'll tell you then.

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What?

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Come here, come here.

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He got a tape measure, see? Yeah. And he
put it up again.

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Oh, no, no, I can't believe that. Hang
on, hang on.

247
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Here, you want to tell that one to
Blankie. Oh, I will.

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Here, one more vodka. She won't care
what she's doing.

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I'll get her two.

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Darling, two vodkas and tomato juice,
please. If she turns up at the social

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that, Blankie will run a mile. Now, get
her there quick before she sobers up.

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Oh, blimey, look at the time. I promised
to pick up Betty. I'll see you two

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there, then. Bye.

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Oh, that's very nice of you, darling.

255
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That's it. Thank you, sweet. Lovely.

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Oh. Oh, my.

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What a big one.

258
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Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

259
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Well, drink up, love, because we don't
want to keep your fiancé waiting.

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Oh, too well with him.

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Hey. What? Hey, did I ever tell you
about the... What?

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About the soldier in the football boots?
No, no. I don't know.

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Go on.

264
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Well, come on. I don't know him. I don't
know him.

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We've got to pass our house on the way
to the depot. I'll change my trousers.

266
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Now, drink up and come home.

267
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I'm sorry.

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Well, come in, love, will you?

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Anybody home?

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Oh, look at those. They're all out,
love.

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Oh, are they?

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Yeah. Make yourself at home, darling.
And I'll just zip up and change my

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trousers. Yeah, all right.

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Thank you.

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You'll find them on the table by the
side of the bed.

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Oh, the bed!

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I'll get them, I'll get them.

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Hey.

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Hey, is that you?

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Yeah.

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It's me when I'm at the Boy Scout, you
know. Yeah?

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When I used to do me good deed for the
day.

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Oh.

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Oh, don't you think you ought to do one
today?

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Well, I think we should.

286
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What are you taking your earrings all
for? Well, they almost fall off.

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00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:10,470
Now, look, I think we should... Stanley,
don't you think I've got lovely long

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legs?

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Yeah, yeah. They go right up to your
belt.

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But we shouldn't be going to the social,
you see, love, because... Stanley, I

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think you should do your good deed
first.

292
00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:25,430
Well, it's not... Do you know something?

293
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,690
What's that?

294
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:30,670
You are the only busman in this depot
who's never actually taken me out.

295
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:31,890
Is that a fact? Yeah.

296
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:34,030
Yeah. Do you not fancy me?

297
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,290
Well, yeah, of course, but... Tell me!

298
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:02,930
Wait a minute. What?

299
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,790
It would seem he has brought some female
home with him.

300
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,430
I suspect they're in the front room.

301
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,050
He's got her upstairs in his bedroom.

302
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,050
Oh, we wouldn't do a thing like that,
love.

303
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:17,329
I can hear voices.

304
00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:19,609
Perhaps he's got Jack up there with him.

305
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:24,130
Jack does not say, give me another kiss,
Stan.

306
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,070
It's perfectly obvious what's happened.

307
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:34,030
He's waited to wheel her out and he's
brought some tart home. Oh, Arthur,

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00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,710
all wrong. He wouldn't do that.

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00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,010
Stop!

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Didn't expect to see you home so early.

311
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That is painfully obvious.

312
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,920
Who's that upstairs?

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Molly.

314
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,660
The inspector's fiancée. You know, I
told you about her. Molly?

315
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,140
Yeah. What's she doing here?

316
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,820
Oh, didn't I tell you, Mum?

317
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,800
Well, we were going to the socials, you
know, and we met her, Jack annoyed us,

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00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,220
met her at the Rose and Crown, the
bottom of the rose, you know, we nipped

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for a couple of drinks, you know, and
she wanted to go to the loo, and as we

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passed her on the way to the depot, she
just popped in. Oh, that's all right,

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00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,160
then. Hello. Hello, my dear.

322
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,600
Did you get everything you wanted
upstairs?

323
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,860
Did Stan show you where everything was?

324
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,760
Yes, yes, I did, yes, yes. Well, I know
what you're like, love. You know, the

325
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:32,040
last time you took a girl upstairs, she
had to find everything for herself.

326
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,840
I don't think this is funny, the things
you say.

327
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,320
You know, it's great.

328
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
Oh, my.

329
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,980
I can't, I've forgotten. Me earrings, I
think I must have left them up on your

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bed, Stanley. I'll just go and get them.

331
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,520
Does she always take off her earrings
before going to the loo?

332
00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:01,060
There's a certain type of woman who
always removes her earrings, but...

333
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,560
I don't.

334
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,700
Yours were rusted up long ago.

335
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,960
I find it rather offensive you have a
woman up there in your bedroom. Don't be

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00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,640
daft, Arthur. There's nothing to it. I
mean, if she went to the loo, wanted to

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00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,220
powder her face, naturally, went into my
bedroom, would look in the mirror and

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00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:20,060
left one of her earrings there on the
bed. Yeah, there you are, Arthur. There

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00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:20,539
you are.

340
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,200
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Oh, and
something else.

341
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,040
You never guess.

342
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
What? A bit of...

343
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,610
It's only a little bit.

344
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:45,470
Well, that's been... Because we have to
go to the social, otherwise we'd be

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00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,470
late. Yeah.

346
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,550
Good night, Arthur. Bye.

347
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,630
It's been a pleasure.

348
00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,410
I'm sure it has.

349
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:10,650
It's nearly nine o 'clock, isn't it?
Molly's not here yet. You haven't seen

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00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,650
at all, have you? No, I haven't, no.

351
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:14,210
Where's Butler, do you know? I don't
know, no.

352
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,650
I think I'd better go and have a look
and see if I can see she's coming along.

353
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,890
It's a bit dark out in the depot for a
young girl, you know.

354
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,070
Look after my... Look,

355
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:26,990
I've been all cuddly.

356
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:31,510
Where was we when your mum came in? I
don't care where we was when mum came

357
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,490
It's all off, it's finished. You're
going to the social.

358
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,330
Oh, I feel all cuddly, Stanley, don't
you?

359
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:39,330
Look, look, let's go to the social. All
the fellas are in here. You enjoy

360
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:42,270
yourself. Yeah, and Cheryl will be there
and all, and he won't approve.

361
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:46,370
I mean, I mustn't misbehave myself in
front of me fiancé, must I?

362
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:49,850
Oh, he won't mind. Not that. Just having
a few beers with the boys. I mean, he's

363
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,970
not that type. Come on. What?

364
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:55,130
Come on. Get off that bus. Take her for
a ride. Get off the bus. No.

365
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,690
Get off that.

366
00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:00,010
Come on. Stop it. This is something.
Come on. Get off. Come on.

367
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,400
Yes, but the distance, mate, it's not
what you think it is. You shut up, you.

368
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,040
You're drunk, aren't you?

369
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280
He's got you drunk.

370
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,660
Oh, no, he isn't. But I soon will be in
half hour's time.

371
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,200
Molly, how could you do this to me? Oh,
shut up.

372
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:38,500
Honest, if you're going to carry on like
this every time you find me on the

373
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,600
floor with a fella...

374
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,500
Blakey, she's not for you, this bird,
I'm telling you. She's a wrong one, I'll

375
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,680
tell you this, mate. I'll kill you, but
if I don't... No, don't, no, don't.

376
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,660
Don't do her in the wall if you're
betting for it.

377
00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:58,119
What's happening?

378
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,300
He caught me with Molly.

379
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:04,400
I'll never forgive you for this, I
won't. Blakey, I tell you, she's not for

380
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,960
mate. You made a fool of me, didn't you?
Listen, Blakey, forget going away with

381
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,500
her. Stay here with your pals.

382
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,840
Yeah.

383
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:12,940
Yes, I will.

384
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:15,560
You're right, I will stay here. Yeah,
good. I will.

385
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,320
You'll be a lot happier. I will, I will,
I will be happy. You're right, I will

386
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,320
be happy, yeah.

387
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:27,420
I'll stay here and I'll devote the rest
of my days to making your life

388
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,420
an utter misery.

389
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,140
An utter misery.

390
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,320
Oh, darling.

391
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,580
I'm for it now, Jack.

392
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,300
We shouldn't have done that, you know.

393
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,180
Look, don't be daft, Stan. I'll bet
Molly's up the canteen now under the

394
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,600
with one of the lads. She's anybody's.
She's not.

395
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,620
Oh, blimey, isn't it marvellous, eh?

396
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,940
I get all the blame, and I'm the only
one that hasn't had the pleasure.

397
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,480
Come on.

398
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,840
Thank you.